Me too!
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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