fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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