you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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