i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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