Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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