I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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