whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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