trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he fucked my hip out of place.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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