do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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