he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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