I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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