I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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