sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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