hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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