summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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