he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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