The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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