i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
