So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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