real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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