It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Randomize
