What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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