No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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