The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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