i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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