Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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