Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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