Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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