My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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