its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
