Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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