i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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