So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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