is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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