people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
It's not a walk of shame if you run
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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