OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
