hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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