Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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