It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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