it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
worst night to have a conscience
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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