So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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