So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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