Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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