i may or may not be watching the land before time
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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