I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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