u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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