They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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