I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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