Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
When did angry sex become our thing?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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