it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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