Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I think people are normalizing furries
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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