Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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