All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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