what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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