Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Randomize
