i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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