Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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